You'd probably think that a 40 oz. bottle of Mickey's Big Mouth would not be worth the peril and time expended to get there, dodging ancient flying projectiles, avoiding booby-trapped corridors and hallways, sliding under closing rock walls and outrunning a 50 ton rolling boulder to acquire it.

And you would be correct.

Lots of things in life don't return the satisfaction warranted for the effort made to experience them in the first place
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On the other hand, the little live stream we put on (most) Fridays on Mixcloud.com will be well worth your effort, delivering over 50 of your favorite (mostly) 80s songs, with a delightful group of like-minded listeners keeping the chat lively and the quips (mostly) hilarious.
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Join us on Friday at 3:52 PM ET at www.mixcloud.com/live/genericmaledjs and get the musical treasure you have been seeking all week long. No collapsing treasure rooms or death-defying escapes, we (mostly) promise!

It's getting a bit harder to distinguish what is real from what has been created by newly empowered AI minions, probably already hell-bent on taking over everything we have created, and master every discipline and task we have ever undertaken.
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While we are still in control, please join me once again on Friday, April 21st at 3:50 PM ET to enjoy another of our spirited performances, performed for your pleasure, live, and coming straight to you from our computer... Hey, what a minute...    www.mixcloud.com/live/genericmaledjs